From http://alternative-articles.blogspot.com/2008/07/bartholin-cyst-essential-oil-treatment.html

Bartholin Cyst Essential Oil Treatment

What is a Bartholin’s gland?

The Bartholin’s gland is a tiny organ on each of the labia minora (vaginal lips) just outside the opening to the vagina. If the vagina were the face of a clock, the Bartholin glands would be found at about 4 and 8 o’clock. Normally they are so tiny that they are invisible. During sexual arousal the Bartholin’s gland releases a lubricating fluid. A Barholin’s gland cyst develops when the gland becomes blocked. The gland can become blocked for a variety of reasons, such as an infection, inflammation, long term irritation, or poor circulation. When blockage occurs a round swelling called a cyst forms that can grow to the size of an orange, though most only get as large as the size of a golf ball. Cysts can become tender though not always.

I made a blend of pure essential oils for my friend to try in a Seitz bath.

Bartholin Gland Essential Oil Formula:
Cypress (astringent to increase circulation and assist drainage)
Juniperberry (detoxifier)
Lavender, High Altitude (anti-inflammatory)

Preparation:

To 15ml bottle add 1 part each of Cypress and Juniperberry, and 50 drops of Lavender. Cap bottle and shake well to blend.

Directions for use:

Add 3-4 drops Bartholin’s Gland EO formula in a carrier of Epson salts (1/2 cup) added to a Seitz bath. Soak for 10-15 minutes, once a day. If you don’t notice a change in the cyst or symptoms of discomfort within a few hours after your soak you may repeat.

What to expect:

I asked my friend to please let me know how things went over the next few days. She wrote back letting me know that the gland started draining with 24 hours after beginning treatment, and was nearly back to normal with 2 days. It was very simple for her to treat with only four Seitz baths and using the recommended essential oils.

Aromatherapy is Nature’s Medicine in its purest and most essential form. Aromatic Oils are the very soul of a plant. Even a drop or two can produce significant results for your body, mind and spirit. Properly administered essential oils are a natural, safe and effective way to enhance your health and well-being and may produce satisfying results where other methods have failed. Please consult with your physician regarding serious health concerns and do not attempt to self diagnose.

Friday was a week since the horrifying assault on Joy’s vagina committed so casually by Dr. ComeSeeMyPatient’s vagina and her legion of young wannabes who erected that fucking Detour sign where my penis hungers to park. While my patience is wearing thin, my ravenous desire for reunion culminating in the ooooo ahhhhh sound of bodies surrendering in a mutual explosion of orgasmic penetration grows stronger by the moment.

Like waiting night after night after night beneath the flashing EMERGENCY ROOM sign of an inner city hospital, me and my cock – now recognized unofficially as The Artist formally known as Prince – watch and listen for every sign of the door opening, even a crack, and the smock covered nurse with her cropped hair and pursed lips whispering, “You may come in now.”